About us
Whisker Wealth Management helps humans plan for long term comfort, short term snacks, and the occasional impulse purchase of a laser pointer.
Our principal strategy is to sit on your portfolio and watch it carefully. Our returns have been described as warm.
The team
Sir Reginald
Senior Partner
Has held the same cushion for eleven years and considers it a blue chip.
Tabitha
Risk Analyst
Knocks any risky asset off the table before it can cause trouble.
Biscuit
Treat Futures
Trades exclusively in dried fish, mostly on credit.