Invest in naps. Diversify into treats.
Wealth advice from a firm of well fed cats who have never lost money, because they have never spent any.
What we do
Retirement Planning
We plan your future around a comfortable chair, a window, and a bowl that never empties.
Treat Portfolio Review
Every portfolio is reviewed and then eaten. Appetite is considered a long term indicator.
Estate Planning
Your estate will be divided between the cat, the other cat, and a third cat who is not yet in the will.
Kind words from the clientele
I invested in tuna and have never looked back. Mostly because I fell asleep.
A satisfied client
They keep my money safe by sitting on it. I cannot withdraw it, but I feel very secure.
Mr J Pennyworth